Ellie is only the
working name for this one, but this novel is actually a piss-take of myself and my obsession with the gorgeous and sexy French
actor, Jean Reno.
* * * * *
Ellie hasn't much
of a life, so she takes to writing fan fiction. She writes stories with her
film star idol in mind, because even though she adores him, she thinks some of
his films are total crap.
She
ends up being
taken on by a literary agent and her book goes to the top of the best-sellers
list. Then part of her dream comes true, her idol wants to star in the film of
the book, but Ellie has stipulated in the contract that her idol's wife never
gets to play in the film. The idol's bimbo of a wife is dying to star in it, as
she has been trying to make a name for herself for years in the film world, and
only marrying the idol to further her own non-career.
Ellie
won't sell
her soul just for money, but she would do it willingly for love.
A
big media
argument ensues between Ellie and the bimbo, but Ellie perseveres. She gets her
way, her idol stars in the film and wins an Oscar; and Ellie finally gets to
walk away with her man.
